I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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