We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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