I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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