Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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