You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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