Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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