I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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