Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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