batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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