i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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