your thong is hanging out like whoa
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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