She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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