i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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