I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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