For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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