K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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