she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
