IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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