Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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