I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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