It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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