he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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