3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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