just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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