yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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