I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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