i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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