You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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