So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Houston, we have a blender
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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