I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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