He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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