Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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