My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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