Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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