I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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