Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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