Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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