More tranny stories later!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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