Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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