Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can't put those talents on a resume
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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