your thong is hanging out like whoa
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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