Can Purell be used as lube?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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