Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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