Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
