I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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