So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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