is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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