Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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