On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sober January is a disaster.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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