apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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