Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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