party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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